Okay, so I had this dream a couple of nights ago that was basically Lord of the Rings, but all of the horses were replaced with motorcycles. It was pretty great because it was just pretty much exactly like the films, but with everyone riding around like crazy bike gangs. And everyone had bikes that were unique to their characters.
Well, like it says on the ring, “One hog to rule the roads.”
Cate Blanchett wins the Oscars on more than one level
Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
I’ve seen this before, but I couldn’t put it into words: Teen Wolf is a show of deliberate superficiality, of an intense underestimation of its audience; where the scenes that matter, the…